Bean, Sarah’s cat, was sitting at my window today starring at two squirrels fighting. The fighting quickly turned into an hour-long session of rodent-love-making (I had no idea squirrel-sex was so loud). This forced me to sit Bean down and give him “The Talk.” Now I’m worried that when Sarah gets home from work, she’ll be pissed at me for explaining the birds-n-the-bees to her cat.