In honor of Blizzard’s Creative Writing Contest, I’ve decided to post fake entries of the horrible kind of fan fiction that they are about to be burried. Today’s piece: “Griffik: Chapter One&2″

Goffik: Chapter 1:

Lonly as dey mayb Cum 2 me agan Inotha lif 4 ill di sun Cuz u nt her & im nt der Mai we b demns Of Imortl Gofik

Tara Gilesbie

2 al doz flamrs, u fukn sukd. U compland abut hw muck mi stry suxd, wll u sux evn mor. If u hat diz fic den FUK OFF!!11111

(Fangz 2 Gareth Vandersleld 4 recovaing diz fic, dat ment alt 2 me)

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Marco!

“What’s up Marco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

To Be Continued…