Totally stole this from Gizmodo:

• tjakabon: “It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”
• Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!
• CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering…
• Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I’m sticking with Always, bitches.
• tremendousnews: So I can say “That chick is on her iPad” and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
• melissapierce: iPad has changed “the conversation” from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)
• TwittsMcGee: I haven’t heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad
• kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.
• Johnpapa: “64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model.”

And of course here were my own comments on the subject:

• “The screen on the iPad really isn’t that big. I hope they come out with a double sized maxi-iPad.”
• “If I’m understanding Steve Jobs right, the iPad absorbs information on those heavy data flow days.”
• “I wonder if Tampax will release an app to make the iPad extra absorbent.”
• “If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?”
• “Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?”